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BANDOT TUA KULIAH DI JAKARTA
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BANDOT TUA KULIAH DI JAKARTA
by agus Sun 27 Feb 2011, 6:39 pm
Setelah sekian lama menempuh pendidikan dasar dan menengah, akhirnya si Bandot Tua lulus juga. Ia kemudian meneruskan kuliahnya di Jakarta yang jauh dari kampung halamannya di pedalaman.
Singkatnya cerita si Bandot Tua telah tiba di Jakarta dan menjalani hari-harinya sebagai seorang mahasiswa. Namun ada yang membuat Si bandot tua sedih sehubungan dengan banyak dari teman kuliahnya di Jakarta rata-rata memiliki kendaraan pribadi untuk berangkat kuliah misalnya mobil toyota kijang, daihatsu zebra, dan mitsubishi kuda, bahkan ada yang naik motor bebek jika pergi ke kampus.
Merasa sedih dengan kekurangannya, akkhirnya si bandot mengirim surat ke bapaknya di kampung halaman
Bandot Tua : "Pak, saya malu kuliah di Jakarta, karena teman-teman pada punya kendaraan sendiri buat berangkat kuliah. Mereka
Naik Kijang, Zebra dan Kuda, dan ada yang naik Bebek pak"
Bapak :"Sabar nak, nanti bapak belikan kerbau buat kamu naiki berangkat kuliah ya nak ?"
Bandot Tua : ?!?!?!
Singkatnya cerita si Bandot Tua telah tiba di Jakarta dan menjalani hari-harinya sebagai seorang mahasiswa. Namun ada yang membuat Si bandot tua sedih sehubungan dengan banyak dari teman kuliahnya di Jakarta rata-rata memiliki kendaraan pribadi untuk berangkat kuliah misalnya mobil toyota kijang, daihatsu zebra, dan mitsubishi kuda, bahkan ada yang naik motor bebek jika pergi ke kampus.
Merasa sedih dengan kekurangannya, akkhirnya si bandot mengirim surat ke bapaknya di kampung halaman
Bandot Tua : "Pak, saya malu kuliah di Jakarta, karena teman-teman pada punya kendaraan sendiri buat berangkat kuliah. Mereka
Naik Kijang, Zebra dan Kuda, dan ada yang naik Bebek pak"
Bapak :"Sabar nak, nanti bapak belikan kerbau buat kamu naiki berangkat kuliah ya nak ?"
Bandot Tua : ?!?!?!
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Re: BANDOT TUA KULIAH DI JAKARTA
by Christ Killer Sun 27 Feb 2011, 6:53 pm
si bandot selalu ngerepotin orang tuanya aja.. mending lulus jadi sarjana, sekolah sd aja 10 thn, smp 10 thn, sma 15 thn.. kuliah dia udh 20 thn masih semester 1 aja.. dasar anak yang tidak berguna!!!
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Re: BANDOT TUA KULIAH DI JAKARTA
by agus Sun 27 Feb 2011, 7:03 pm
Kasian betul bapaknya, disuruh beli kerbau buat kendaraan bandot tua kuliah...
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Re: BANDOT TUA KULIAH DI JAKARTA
by Christ Killer Sun 27 Feb 2011, 7:07 pm
makanya tiap berangkat pagi, sampe kampusnya udah bubar, tau-taunya udah malam nyampenya..
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Re: BANDOT TUA KULIAH DI JAKARTA
by agus Sun 27 Feb 2011, 7:09 pm
Nyampe rumah pagi, berangkat kuliah nyampenya malam, gara-gara naik kerbau. Pantes 20 tahun baru lulus...
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Re: BANDOT TUA KULIAH DI JAKARTA
by Christ Killer Sun 27 Feb 2011, 7:13 pm
kata bandot "yang penting kuliahh" tapi dia lupa, pas lulus udah pikun..
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by agus Sun 27 Feb 2011, 7:15 pm
Bandot-bandot, coba yang canggih dikit. Masa' berangkat kuliah naik kerbau ?...
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Re: BANDOT TUA KULIAH DI JAKARTA
by Christ Killer Sun 27 Feb 2011, 7:17 pm
percuma dibeliin mobil sama mtr bro.. ntar malah gak tau remnya..
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Re: BANDOT TUA KULIAH DI JAKARTA
by agus Sun 27 Feb 2011, 7:33 pm
Christ Killer wrote:percuma dibeliin mobil sama mtr bro.. ntar malah gak tau remnya..
Dasar udik....
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Re: BANDOT TUA KULIAH DI JAKARTA
by Christ Killer Sun 27 Feb 2011, 7:37 pm
cocoknya gaul sama tarzan dia.. jangan disuruh ke kota..
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Re: BANDOT TUA KULIAH DI JAKARTA
by agus Sun 27 Feb 2011, 7:44 pm
Waktu masih kecil kelamaan dititipin ke induk monyet ...
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Re: BANDOT TUA KULIAH DI JAKARTA
by Christ Killer Sun 27 Feb 2011, 7:45 pm
nyesel tuh monyet ngasuh si ndot..
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Re: BANDOT TUA KULIAH DI JAKARTA
by agus Sun 27 Feb 2011, 7:47 pm
Christ Killer wrote:nyesel tuh monyet ngasuh si ndot..
Iya bro, karena nggak pernah jadi monyet beneran tapi setengah monyet...
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Re: BANDOT TUA KULIAH DI JAKARTA
by Christ Killer Sun 27 Feb 2011, 7:49 pm
berarti dia dulunya dapet ASI dari monyet donks.. pantesan..
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by agus Sun 27 Feb 2011, 8:18 pm
Christ Killer wrote:berarti dia dulunya dapet ASI dari monyet donks.. pantesan..
Tapi tetap lulus juga bro jadi sarjana
walaupun 75 tahun...
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Re: BANDOT TUA KULIAH DI JAKARTA
by Christ Killer Sun 27 Feb 2011, 10:39 pm
sabar banget tuh kampus nerima dia jadi muridnya, apakah dia belajar tapi cuma ngintip-ngintip diluar jendela???
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by agus Sun 27 Feb 2011, 10:42 pm
Christ Killer wrote:sabar banget tuh kampus nerima dia jadi muridnya, apakah dia belajar tapi cuma ngintip-ngintip diluar jendela???
maklum bro, sekarang kan lagi pemberdayaan masyarakat lemot. jadi kampus harus teleten gitu...
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Re: BANDOT TUA KULIAH DI JAKARTA
by hamba tuhan Sun 27 Feb 2011, 10:47 pm
agus wrote:Christ Killer wrote:sabar banget tuh kampus nerima dia jadi muridnya, apakah dia belajar tapi cuma ngintip-ngintip diluar jendela???
maklum bro, sekarang kan lagi pemberdayaan masyarakat lemot. jadi kampus harus teleten gitu...
kampusnya daerah grogol ya bro.......
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by Christ Killer Sun 27 Feb 2011, 10:49 pm
iya,pas deket rel kreta api.. Universitas Sakit Jiwa Grogol..
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by agus Sun 27 Feb 2011, 10:52 pm
Christ Killer wrote:iya,pas deket rel kreta api.. Universitas Sakit Jiwa Grogol..
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by hamba tuhan Sun 27 Feb 2011, 10:52 pm
Christ Killer wrote:iya,pas deket rel kreta api.. Universitas Sakit Jiwa Grogol..
dosennya kalo gak salah ada pak yoshua deh salah satunya.....
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Re: BANDOT TUA KULIAH DI JAKARTA
by Christ Killer Sun 27 Feb 2011, 10:56 pm
selain dosen, dia juga guru BP khusus sakit jiwa.. jadi sama aja sama muridnya.. gila juga..
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by agus Sun 27 Feb 2011, 11:00 pm
hamba tuhan wrote:Christ Killer wrote:iya,pas deket rel kreta api.. Universitas Sakit Jiwa Grogol..
dosennya kalo gak salah ada pak yoshua deh salah satunya.....
Iya bro, ngambil S-2-nya di Gunung Sion .....
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Re: BANDOT TUA KULIAH DI JAKARTA
by Christ Killer Sun 27 Feb 2011, 11:02 pm
mendingan kesono mereka, dari pada ke gunung salak.. ntar saingan sama mak lampir..
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by agus Sun 27 Feb 2011, 11:04 pm
Christ Killer wrote:mendingan kesono mereka, dari pada ke gunung salak.. ntar saingan sama mak lampir..
Kalau nggak lulus di gunung sion, bisa-bisa di pindah ke gunung salak tuh si yoshua...
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by Christ Killer Sun 27 Feb 2011, 11:08 pm
pindah ke gunung salak dikirain belajar, tautaunya nyari daun lontar buat dikirim ke paulus buat nulis ayat lagi ...
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by agus Sun 27 Feb 2011, 11:14 pm
Bikin kitab perjanjian gunung salak kalau gitu....
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by Christ Killer Sun 27 Feb 2011, 11:19 pm
setuju bro!!! ntar monyet-monyet gunung salak jadi saksinya..
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by agus Mon 28 Feb 2011, 12:04 am
Christ Killer wrote:setuju bro!!! ntar monyet-monyet gunung salak jadi saksinya..
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Re: BANDOT TUA KULIAH DI JAKARTA
by bayo_lubis Mon 28 Feb 2011, 5:58 am
Untuk bapaknya Bandot Tua gak ngirim babi dari kampung buat kenderaan. Hahahaha...
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by hamba tuhan Mon 28 Feb 2011, 10:02 pm
bayo_lubis wrote:Untuk bapaknya Bandot Tua gak ngirim babi dari kampung buat kenderaan. Hahahaha...
bapaknya bandot tua pake keledai bro.....
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by agus Mon 28 Feb 2011, 10:06 pm
bayo_lubis wrote:Untuk bapaknya Bandot Tua gak ngirim babi dari kampung buat kenderaan. Hahahaha...
Waduh, kalau ngirim babi, nanti bukannya diantar ke kampus malah ke tempat pembuangan sampah tuh si bandot...
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